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Friday, August 11, 2006

So i was saying ytd dat i always 4get wad to blogg rite? so being the smarty-panties miii, i decided to jot down my thoughts in my cute black notebk!! haha..

yupp, so note the caption: Relieve the Reliefs!

wadd the hell does it mean?? basically, the 'reliefs' stand for relief teachers.
cuz ytd mr tan din come so we got this sucky relief teacher.

and all relief teachers SUX, like totally...

they can't ever rmb ur names, i noe its hard but at least try mahh... actually its quite gd le cuz i noe some real teachers, they dun even bother rmbing ur name and end up not knowing ur name even after 1year of teaching you.

also, they dunoe ur personalities and standards. cuz my tuition class is like the SILENT ROOM, all of us dun really talk, cuz maybe they are like me, too lazy to talk le.. haha... so the relief was like looking like an indiot, waiting for us to contribute our ideas and to respond to the qn... the worst thing of all is that reliefs, dunoe ur standards! like, how smart are u and everything.
im not sure about my other subjects but im proud and confident of my math, so im like the top gal dere(im boasting, so wad can u do? hate me?) so i will feel damn offended when she treats us like 3-year-olds and repeat the same qn over and over again.. ARGHHH

so my altitude sets in, and i get all 'i-can't-be-bothered' kinda thing, giving her a bored look. and wad happpened? she thinks i dun understand wad she was crapping!!! wad the heck! so she ended up asking me an qn and (surprise, surprise!) I GOT IT RIGHT... like duhh...
after dat, i got the bored expression again, inspecting my nails, and daydreaming away... so wad happened? she asked me to ans again!!! WAD THE FUCK! and fucking surprisingly, i got it right again... so this was the tale on how she managed to learn my name of all pple...
(you can try this technique too!!! but its only if u wana get attention and you are confident of the subject the relief is teaching) (but ovbiously, i din wana get any attention, I HATE getting attention drawn to me, not like those bitching attention seekers)

wad else? e reliefs are oh-so impatient, she was supposed to give us like maybe 15mins to do this sum, end up keep pestering the class to hurry up... wad the... Think she can do dat fast mehh? even though i alr finished, but she can't do dat to the others wad... i bet if i compete wif her, she will LOSEEEEEEE

ohya and she totally has no sense of humor... i totally miss mr tan... wahhhh mr tan ni zai na li??? haha... the lesson was like so boring.. everyone like slping larhh.. plus the pissing fact dat she told us to do sum irritaing and boring work... We paid to be taught and hopefully wif a few jokes in b/w de lehh... not to do boring work, without even teaching us ne thing.. ya and her voice was like MONOTONE!!! urghhh.......

reliefs are totally unexperienced and they so like to underestimate us! wad the heck... think we dunoe how to do ah? we can cope on ourself thank very much! hmph.. pissed off... i hate adults hu think they are know-it-alls. think we canot do ah? i got all correct larhhh.. and i bet the class got like majority all correct also! den sumtimes reliefs are so pathetic, they teach a qn also can teach wrongly, so the ans she got and the ans on the ans key does not tally at all. so wad happens?
MISS JESLIN, has to go correct her mistake and to 'lead' her to the correct ans...

you noe they shld invent this kinda thingy dat is like a belt or sumthing for relief teachers to wear, then through blue tooth, when the student is displeased/offended/pissed by the relief, he/she can click on a button and then the belt will auto tighten... WAHAHAHAHAHA... best thing about the tool is dat the relief can never find out which student pressed the button... haha..

if not, there shld always be a smarty-panties student in each class dat the relief is gona take, so this smarty-panties student(4eg miii!!) will help to RELIEVE the relief! wahaha.. i shall guide the relief to the correct path, not in life, but the correct path in math sums!! haha

talking about underestimation of teens/teenagers/kids, it leads to da next issue...

ARE ADULTS FIT TO BE ADULTS?

(hehe... no time liao.. go play hero!! haha next time den continue to blogg!!)
(i bot cherry tomatoes for dinner to jian fei!!! haha)

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